The Eyes Have It
Last week I paid a long overdue visit to the optometrist - long overdue as in nearly 9 years since my last exam. The kind interns at the IU Eye Care Center made up all those years, however. For over three hours I was subject to the whims of the white jackets as they ran me through every test conceivable to mankind. After all was said and done, the conclusion was that my eyes were healthy and my prescription had changed by only a wink. (Pun intended as always) So with eyes as big as black frying pans due to my freshly dilated pupils, I stepped out into what was undoubtedly the brightest day I’d ever experienced.
On the walk back to work I pondered my super-low blood pressure reading. This wasn’t too surprising given the fact that I’ve noticably slowed my body’s metabolism down over the last year on my raw food diet. Its really amazing how all I need is 4-5 pieces of fruit and Monster Salad ™ to keep me energized day after day. But I digress…
Two days later and I returned for the new glasses. Now that the eyes have it, I wonder what part of me will get the next tune up?
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