Comments on: Eating Royalty

By: L. Claudia

L. Claudia — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Do you not approve the use of a Frigidaire, sir? You may even have the potential to rival your beer bottle biker neighbors with your own version of noise pollution; they may think that YOU are up to some cadaver art when they detect the obnoxious buzz of power tools followed by that unique “aroma”. While the rest of his corpse lies frozen, perhaps you could enjoy the king an endurable one thawed slice of stench at a time. Suddenly, I am reminded of a previous blog entry of yours; who knew that frozen tropical durian fruit and American lumber jacks could so easily belong in the same sentance? I guess anyone who tried to crack one open would readily agree that they do.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Ah my dear Claudia, trust me when I say that the last thing you want to do with a non-frozen durian is to stash it in a small enclosed space. I care too much for my small fridge to subject it to such inhumane treatment! It will probably be some time before I give this exotic food another try. If you ever venture out to the Pacific NW and are up for a culinary challenge, I’d be delighted to give it another go. Better yet, if our paths should cross somewhere in Malaysia…

By: Dirty Girl

Dirty Girl — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Poor Mr. McCammon! I was afraid of this; if only Lady Claudia could convey the tone of her voice and expressions on her face as she shares such suggestions, you would well know not to seriously consider advice farmed from her overactive imagination. More’s the pity that you should shatter her story as it may herald a grim future of eternal solitary backwoods hiking for you should you persist in crushing a woman’s fantasies about you. Some other more desirable candidate may envision you with more thrilling costumes and tools other than goggles and saws – I’d hate to think, for your sake, that you would refuse her. I have a feeling that Lady Claudia has encountered such fruits at her local Asian food markets and has hoped to torture you with this ridiculous suggestion as a cruel joke. At this moment she may be flaring her nostrils and shaking her head. Especially because her own communication is apparently poor; I believe it was intended that you portion your frozen fruit most dangerously (don’t forget gloves and goggles! maybe even some kind of table clamp to keep the thing in place) and allow only one part to thaw at a time. Most silly!

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

How naive of me! Of anyone I know, surely Lady Claudia would be the one most likely to have already experienced something as bizarre as the durian. Rather than attack said frozen fruit with instruments of torture and an evil grin beneath a cracked goalie’s mask, I think I shall take a more passive and harmonious approach. Fresh durian it shall be! If not in Malaysia we meet, then in Thailand – where the first durian will be on me.

By: sv

sv — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I just had to look at those pics again… so cool! Really liked the fog pics too!
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