Comments on: Mustard Mania

By: Katie

Katie — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

I love mustard. Growing up I went through my A-1 steaksauce-drowning-a-Richard’s-Restaurant-burger phase to my two-packets-of-mustard-smothering-a-Dairy-Queen-burger phase. Not quite grown up I’ve entered the mellow-garlic-mustard-aioli-spread-on-a-whole-wheat-bun-pressed-against-a-yuppie-veggie-burger phase. With avocado. Mmm.

Once upon a time I had a jar of Real German Mustard as a souvenir. Got home, cracked it open, licked a taste off my pinkie… and almost had to get CPR from my flatmates! I think my tongue was swollen for a full day. The stuff was inedible! But possibly an effective chemical weapon?

Haus Barhyte’s tequila or dark beer-infused mustards sound interesting. I think you ought to organize a tasting party. With some kind of provision for resuscitating your choking guests. What do you chase tequila-infused mustard with? A bratwurst? A margarita?

By: Urban Locust

Urban Locust — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

It’s true I am no fan of mustard–in fact I despise it! It turns my stomach upside down. I ordered a BLT the other day from a nearby restaurant, and alas it had mustard AND mayo (another condiment I hate, but can stomach). The mustard in the picture from the Haus Barhyte website must be hot, as that dude is wearing some heavy duty gloves!

As for Col. Mustard, I love Martin Mull’s take on the character in the movie “Clue.” And by the way Scott, if you can figure out a way to play Clue long distance, I’m up for it (the dice is tricky, and we’d need at least one more person). I prefer plums anyday over mustard.

By: Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

MUTHSTARD?!! Don’t let’ths be silly!

By: WiseFool

WiseFool — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

As I was making my turkey sandwich (sorry vegetarians) this morning I was struck with the thought: How would I make this sandwich without mustard and Miracle Whip (because let’s face it, a sandwich just isn’t a sandwich without the Miracle Whip)? But mustard on it’s own or Miracle Whip on it’s own do not a sandwich make. While I do enjoy a good mustard I do not enjoy a spicy mustard. Something about horseradish that just does not sit well with me. So I say, “Go Scott! Enjoy your mustard, and may you plot many evil ways of tricking non-mustard loving people into consuming it for their own good!”

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Update: my mustard mania has subsided. Now about 1 month later I open the refridgerator and turn green as I face the 4 half empty varieties of mustard.