Wired In Corvallis

Posted on November 28th, 2004 in Arts and Entertainment.

Note to self: Watching Fahrenheit 9/11 for the first time while over-endulging in chocolate covered coffee beans is probably not the best way to create a relaxing saturday evening. Between the caffeine and thoughts to ponder about our favorite administration, I’ll be lucky to get to sleep by Wednesday. I wonder how easy it would be to train D.C. pigeons to attack certain people of a certain white house whenever they step out onto the lawn flashing their arrogant grins and winking to their compadres of the subservient press? Ah blessed be, these glorious days! Democracy thrives! Profits are up! Innocent lives do not die in vain. Mm, isn’t this caviar just fabulous?

 

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7 responses

  1. Barry says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 2:36 am

    mmm caffeinated democracy…

  2. Lady Claudia says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 8:49 am

    No quantity of cream and sugar can counteract the bitterness of coffee brewed too long. When’s W gonna get off the fire?

  3. Katie says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 5:59 pm

    Ghost Dog’s pigeons were merely messengers, but Ghost Dog himself might be persuaded to make the trip down to D.C. and whoop ass at the White House. And gracefully too!

    Scott, let’s cycle across the country and protest the inauguration! If we leave tomorrow could we make it in time? Maybe if you brought enough chocolate-covered coffee beans… Woo-hoo! Bicycle-and-caffeine-powered protest!

  4. Katie says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 6:10 pm

    Crikey! I’m expecting the Secret Service to call any minute…

  5. Scott says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 6:25 pm

    Hmm, according to my calculations: leaving tomorrow at about 9am puts me in S. Cali in approximately 19 days, 6 hours, and 23 minutes. (thats without choco-bean power) That would give us 4.5 weeks to huff ‘n puff it to D.C. for the Jan. 20 innoculation - er I mean inauguration. Its doable, and by the time we got there we’d be buff enough to take on any of the thugs the secret service may send to harass us. Bring ‘em on!

  6. Scott says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 6:32 pm

    L. Claudia, my question is when is W’s kettle gonna get burnt? Is there even anything left in it to boil? Wasn’t his kettle empty from day one?

  7. L Claude says:

    Added on November 28th, 2004 at 7:58 pm

    Yeah. That kettle has to be SMOKING! From the beginning, I thought W might be just a harmless idiot. But a hausfrau like me should know that you can’t create culinary success with ingredients that are bad in the first place, no matter how you try. Rotten tomato soup, anyone?

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