Yummy Fun Bags? I’ll have three please.

Posted on May 11th, 2008 in Amusements.

Some comment spam is so zany you just can’t help but share it with everyone. After searching for Aunt Mary’s and getting very benevolent results (dog rescue, quilt shop, yarn store, etc), I figured it was safe to share this without advancing the spammer’s cause. Get your shoes and socks on people, it’s right around the corner:

Aunt Mary’s is THE place! Where else can you order some delicious Yummy Fun Bags, have an ice cold PBR or tasty glass of wine, hear an awesome band, find the perfect gag gift or birthday card, relax on the most comfortable sofa anywhere, visit with locals and out-of-towners alike at the new counter/bar, and even get to tell Adam and Josh that they truly suck at Whilrwind? Where else? That’s right, this is the ONLY place on Earth. No, there is no other place. You’re an idiot if you think there’s another place like this anywhere. An idiot! Now go visit Aunt Mary’s!!! (Oh, if you’re not 18 years of age, Rocky won’t let you in)

[Edit: it turns out that Aunty Mary's actually IS right around corner - see comments below. Everything is real, even Oz! Or am I just dreaming?]

 

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8 responses

  1. Barry says:

    Added on May 11th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Now I’m disappointed that it isn’t a real place.

  2. Oz says:

    Added on May 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    Barry! Aunt Mary’s IS a real place! Its in Lincoln City. While I was shopping in the area recently I stopped in. By beach ramble was based on that trip. I’ll have to go back for the pinball tournament next month.

  3. Scott (blog author) says:

    Added on May 13th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Well I’ll be a dirty dog. My apologies to Oz for thinking his comment was spam. I didn’t realize that Aunt Mary’s is an alias for the one and only Filthy Cabbage! There can only be one course of retribution: to the beach I say! (pinball tournament? mmm…)

  4. Adam says:

    Added on May 13th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Oz, you’re on! June 7th, 7 o’clock. Your balls are mine! That would sound bad if it weren’t in the context of pinball. But really, I’ll buy you a few beers to weaken your game and then take your pinball manhood. Be ware my friend, I’ll rig the machine if I have to.

  5. Oz says:

    Added on May 18th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    It is time Adam became concerned. Josh should too, but he has publicly announced he is unable to paricipate in the Whirlwind tourney because he ‘has to work.’ People, this is the same Josh who works at Aunt Marys! I’ll bet that anyone who frequents the establishment would agree that Aunt Mary would most likey allow Josh to step away from the counter every so often to play a round of Whirlwind. Yeesh. And I’m not done with Adam either. Take my pinball manhood? As if Rocky would allow such a thing! By the way, I believe the tournament is now FRIDAY June 6th, at 7 pm.

  6. Adam says:

    Added on May 20th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Yes, Oz, it is true that you are now Grand Champion with 18.9 million. But as of 5 minutes ago, I am a close second with 14.9 million. Boo ya!

  7. Oz says:

    Added on June 7th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    Okay, everyone, I did it! I have emerged from the pinball tournament as the FIRST PLACE WINNER! It was AWESOME! Adam and Mary Jo put on one HELL of a tournament and everyone had a great time playing Whirlwind! If you didn’t make it tonight be sure to attend the I-think-soon-to-be-planned future tournament!
    Adam…what was that about ‘taking my pinball manhood?’ Yep, I knew Rocky wouldnt allow it! And Josh and Jason, where the hell were you? Am I really that intimidating?

  8. Scott (blog author) says:

    Added on June 7th, 2008 at 7:11 am

    Congratulations, Oz. In the world of Thought Distillery, the title of Pinball Champion is held in high regard!

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