Incoherent Beach Ramble

Posted on October 10th, 2004 in Activities.

Today I was enticed to head for the coat for Lincoln City’s fall kite festival. (still home to the eyebrow-raising Filthy Lapdog Cabbage Depository) On the drive to the coast I followed a railroad track most of the way and imagined myself making the same trip via rail-bike. Anyway I arrived at the beach of D-River (supposedly the world’s shortest) but the wind wasn’t cooperating so there weren’t too many kites to be seen (at least not in the air). This did not faze me however, as there are always endless miles of beach to be walked. So walk I did! Through the sounds of crashing waves, I decided that this (the beach) would be the perfect place to play some live music. A trio composed of bongos, didgeridoo, and mandolin would suit me quite well. (hmm, coincidentally similar to what I’ve been listening to lately) Now that I have the vision, I just need to get a band put together. Any volunteers? (No experience necessary - I can hardly play any of the mentioned instruments) If the music made turned out to be too unbearable, we could always just flop back into the sand and laugh up into the sky!

 

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  1. Katie says:

    Added on October 19th, 2004 at 10:55 pm

    I am so intrigued by the FLCD! My apartment is a bona fide Filthy Lapdog Depository these days — after tonight’s walk in the fabulously pouring rain, it’s a Filthy WET Lapdog Depository. Now I just need some stinky cooked cabbage to complete my descent into ultra-filthiness.

    And I’m moved beyond words by the news that there are railbikes and railbikers in the world. Thanks, Scott!

  2. jared says:

    Added on April 17th, 2005 at 2:25 am

    i live not too far from the filty lapdog. im just 18 and im lookin foward to my first trip in there. i need id i dont look 18.do the have nice “tobacco pipes” or what?

  3. Oz says:

    Added on May 10th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Aunt Mary’s is THE place! Where else can you order some delicious Yummy Fun Bags, have an ice cold PBR or tasty glass of wine, hear an awesome band, find the perfect gag gift or birthday card, relax on the most comfortable sofa anywhere, visit with locals and out-of-towners alike at the new counter/bar, and even get to tell Adam and Josh that they truly suck at Whilrwind? Where else? That’s right, this is the ONLY place on Earth. No, there is no other place. You’re an idiot if you think there’s another place like this anywhere. An idiot! Now go visit Aunt Mary’s!!! (Oh, if you’re not 18 years of age, Rocky won’t let you in)

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